His name is Frederick. A truly Old World gentleman. He enjoys long strolls along the Seine River, reading the latest books on meteors, deep sea diving, and brownie tasting. He also has a penchant for ladies undergarments, but try not to focus on that, all right?
Frederick all set for his daily constitutional along the banks of the River Seine. He is not a lover of the sun, so he often sets off in the early morning hours or just after sundown. He’s wearing a new pair of sunglasses that he fashioned himself.
Yep. You were warned and now they’re on their way. Below is a depiction of what may actually be occurring somewhere around Pluto right now.
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